Progressive Republican


an imaginary being in the political world. this being is a man, a republican, who has progressed the united states into a forward direction politically, economically and financially. unfortunately, none are known to exist in the world.
-did you hear man? we got a progressive republican as our governor.

-yeah. too bad they don’t exist.

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