Prohawk
a faux hawk for working professionals. a prohawk is an office-ready version of the famous faux hawk haircut. where a faux hawk, “…resembles the mohawk when styled but can also, if desired, appear to be a conventional male haircut,” the prohawk’s mohawk roots are virtually undetectable during business hours but can be styled to achieve faux hawk status for recreational purposes.
chad: wow, i couldn’t tell you had a faux hawk during work today.
cody: i know, it’s a prohawk…just put it up in the bathroom.
prohawk (n): hair style worn by young males (typically late teens – early 20s; or those who wish to appear a similar age), professionally dressed wishing to appear mature and professional while maintaining a cooler, more popular image. name is derived from a combination of the words mohawk and professional. the hair is formed from the sides to a point in the middle creating a ridge starting in the front and tapered to the back, usually with the use of large quant-ties of hair product.
david beckham has a really cool prohawk.
a type of hair style that is similar to a mohawk but is styled in such a way so as to be acceptable in a professional environment.
perfect for ex-punk rockers moving out of their parents bas-m-nts and transitioning into the work place.
dude 1- “bro, chuck totally sold out- he’s working for the man now”
dude 2- “no way dude (1), chuck still rocks out. just check out his sweet pro hawk”
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