Project Em


-a s-xy and stylized, all-male hip hop dance group under the direction of emerson aquino.

-they’re a branch under the funkbrella from san francisco and probably the s-xiest all-male dance collective the western culture has to offer.

-they’re known to give you gooseb-mps and wet your pants when they perform live.

-also, there’s a rumor that if you’re able to get any one member of the group to privately dance for you, you’ll attain eternal happiness, immaculate health for life, any illness or disease would be cured, and your interest rates on your credit cards and loans would go down to 0%.
omg! did you see project em perform!? they were ridiculously amazing and hot as f-ck!

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