Projectile ejaculation
projectile -j-c-l-t–n is where you m-st-rb-t- until just prior to -j-c-l-t–n, and then you hold it carefully back until somebody you really dislike is nearby and you let go, hitting them in the face or hair with a loud, wet slap.
don’t get mad, get even. projectile -j-c-l-t–n is for you.
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