Projectile Menstruation
1. a condition a female endures as she nears menopause. the uterus violently and unexpectly expels the endometrial lining and large clots of blood overflow two super plus tampons and a maxi pad every hour.
2. a term used by women in peri-menopause when their period is so overwhelming that you soak your clothes, socks, shoes and possibly the carpet.
3. result of the condition “adenomyosis”
4. any menstrual flow where blood overwhelms any feminine product, usually in the form of large clots, and anything you are wearing, sitting on or standing on might be ruined.
“i’ll never wear white pants again due to projectile menstruation.”
“i know, i can’t wait for menopause.”
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