projectile vomited
1. when one is almost scared or surprised with something so heinous and disgusting that the contents of their bowels come up so fast as vomit that it lands some distance from the vomitee
2. when one vomits and it lands at least 3 feet in any direction away from them
– “when i saw shelia without makeup on for the first time i projetile vomited”
– “my dog was sick and projectile vomited from one end of the room to the other”
– “let me get my measuring tape out because i think you may have just projectile vomited”
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