Prolonged Gamer Head
a disorder caused when someone who has had their eyes stuck so long on a videogame screen that when they command their player to look in a direction the actually turn their own head and then feel completely ashamed.
“dude, where are you looking?”
“sorry, i guess i’ve gotta a little case of prolonged gamer head!”
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