Prostidouche
a girl who is constantly desperate for s-x and will do whatever it takes to get it. a prostidouche will try and seduce your boyfriend/girlfriend and won’t feel bad about it in the morning. she is an absolute c-nt 98% of the time and will f-ck anything with a pulse. it doesn’t matter how many toes a prostidouche steps on, if she gets laid, she has succeeded that is all the matters to her.
“oh my god, that sl-t totally just pushed me aside while i was talking to john”
“yeah, she’s a total prostidouche”
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