prom coup
the action of forcibly removing the prom king and queen from their position of power and replacing them with a pair of unattractive and unpopular students just to f-ck with the high school clique system.
prom attendee: “yo dude, you should’ve gone to the prom last night”.
unattractive and unpopular guy: “nah, i’m too unattractive and unpopular. i would’ve been laughed out of there.”
prom attendee: “no you wouldn’t, you might’ve been crowned prom king!”
unattractive and unpopular guy: (sarcastically) “real funny man.”
prom attendee: “no seriously, we staged a prom coup! the new prom king and queen ended up being chubby charlie and pizza-face patricia.”
unattractive and unpopular guy: “d-mn it!”
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