Prom Night Dumpster Baby
a baby which is disposed of quickly as prom night (with the use of drugs, or the actual baby itself being put in a dumpster) – usually refers to all babies from teenagers who got pregnant on prom night that were abandoned.
“i’m just a prom night dumpster baaaaaaby, got no mom or dad. prom night dumpster baby – my story isn’t long before it is sad.”
family guy musical number based on the true life story of a new jersey teen-ager who gave birth in a bathroom stall at her senior prom, delivered a healthy boy, cut the umbilical cord, choked him and put him in a plastic bag that she knotted and threw away.
in the midst of it, a girlfriend who had heard sounds from the bathroom stall asked miss drexler if she felt ill. the prosecutor said she replied: ”i’ll be done pretty soon. go tell the boys we’ll be right out.”
a few minutes later, leaving blood on the floor of the bathroom stall, miss drexler went to the dance floor with her boyfriend and prom date, john lewis, ate a salad and danced one dance.
source: new york times, june 25, 1997.
prom night dumpster baby is similar to other stories of teenagers discarding babies.
a baby, dropped into a trach can or (the more favored) dumpster, on an un-wed teenage mothers prom night.
“hold on a minute eric. i gotta throw out my prom night dumpster baby”
“okay.”
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