promises that are broken or if someone promises you something but they failed to do it.
boy: i promise i will be better now. i promise.
girl: f-ck off! i’m tired of your promish-ts!
a usually really smart asin that’s good in bed every one wants to be le-nguyen
- tootsie role
art of taking a shat,blending it,and freezing it and inserting it the v-g-n- and melting dude i tootsie role her lastnight the art of shating and putting it in a blender and freezing it than inserting into the v-g-n- dude i tootsie role her lastnight
1. trolls claiming special enlightenment or knowledge of a thing. 2. a sect of admins or mods who claim special enlightenment about a thing and actively censor/manipulate the m-sses for the sake of the thing. 3. people who regularly post conspiracy theories they do not believe in the trolluminati make dank -ss memes but i’m […]
a name for a p-n-s that goes limp during s-x, usually flappy and old looking. hey bernice did you hear austin has a floogour?
when you sneeze, fart, and c-m at the same time. “i think we’ve all sneezed and farted at the same time and farted and c-m at the same time, but sneezing, farting, and c-mming at the same time, or snarfac-mming, is truly special.” when you sneeze, fart, and c-m at the same time. i think […]