PRoner


the visible physical excitement for spending a vacation in puerto rico. they are typically inversely proportional to cold weather and the amount of snow on the ground.
“dude, i’m so excited for spring break in pr. my pr-ner is about 5 inches in girth right now.” – ray

“did you see those puerto rican hotties on facebook? they gave me quite the pr-ner.” – dan van

“this trip’s going to be pr-nerrific.” – caleb

1. noun: when one (normally a male) finds himself aroused after watching something done very professionally.

2. noun: when one (normally a male) finds himself becoming erect, typically due to s-xual arousal.
after watching meeker run a 4:40 mile i noticed i had a pr-ner.

after a long night of spooning jake woke up to a pr-ner in his back.
when a professional’s skills induce a brain b-n-r.
“i just watched this and it gave me the biggest pr-ner!”

“that performance gave me the biggest pr-ner i’ve had in years.”

“they’re so talented the whole room probably shared a pr-ner”
a gamer term which means to crouch in the bottom-most possition(on their belly). typically used by mg42 machine-gunners in order to set up their gun.
-intense running close combat-
-enemy pr-nes, then shoots you in the feet-
-you die-
you: omfg you d-mn pr-ner

this may happen in: battlefield 1942, wolfenstein et, etc.

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