pronk

n., v., adj., adv.
a word used in virginia’s 11th district with great frequency. used by congressman rep. william c-mmings in a broadcast by the onion news network’s o-span. some of its various meanings include:
1. good or very, at least in virginia’s 11th district
2. an unfortunate state of affairs
3. a writing utensil
4. a tax stimulus
5. the number three
6. variant: pr-nklem – a problem
7. variant: pr-nkrageous – outrageous
8. variant: pr-nksurd – absurd
9. in context, “pr-nk of order” – out of order
10. experience
11. variant: pr-nkspect – respect
1. “this truly ‘pr-nking new market”
2. “failure to keep pace with our global compet-tors would be very pr-nked”
3. “somebody hand me a pr-nk”
4. “limited tax pr-nks for the nanotech infrastructure”
5. “number pr-nk”
6. “is that a pr-nklem?
7. “that is pr-nkrageous”
8. “that is pr-nksurd”
9. “you’re pr-nk of order”
10. “how dare you question my pr-nk?”
11. i demand pr-nkspect”

or, all together:
“it is my pr-nkly held belief that as thomas jefferson said: ‘all pr-nks living pr-nkfully within this land of pr-nk, have the right and pr-nkful duty to express themselves with pr-nk, in whichever pr-nking manner such pr-nk pr-nkably pr-nks pr-nkfully pr-nkifies them to pr-nk
verb the act of watching p-rn, especially when you are the pr0n king.
gerry: ‘hey, im h-rny. imma go pr-nk now!’

vivian: i didn’t sleep much last night…
clare: me neither! all that pr-nking kept me up…
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pr-nk (afrikaans); om te pr-nk (action). this is the action of giving, receiving and creating attention (pr-nk). you can do this by proudly dancing for your man, giving him all your seductive moves, hugs, kisses and touches. if you do it right your man will have all of your attention, as well as every woman’s jealousy and every man’s envy. to “pr-nk” is to give all your attention to the man you are with while indirectly winning the attention of every other person in the room. if done correctly you will have the undevided attention of every man (because they cant have you) and every female (because they are not you).
“ek pr-nk, met trots net vir jou”. “dit maak my mal as jy vir my pr-nk”. “wens my girl wil so vir my pr-nk”
means “very” or “good”

used primarily in virginia’s 11th district – compare to philidelphia’s “jawns”
we must adopt this pr-nking new technology.
nickname of major league baseball player travis hafner. it stands for “half project, half donkey.”
hafner had initiated his run to win the all-star vote on monday during a news conference, when he joked that fans should “vote pr-nk,” a reference to his nickname.
a portmanteau word describing a style of music played with all the musical and lyrical complexity of progressive rock but with the energy and aggression of punk rock.
we play prog rock in a punk rock way. that makes us a pr-nk rock band”
means “good” or “very”, at least it does in virginias 11th district.

would somebody hand me a pr-nk?

person a: youre out of order!

virginian: well youre pr-nk of order!