Prop Hoppin’
when playing monopoly and the person who is almost bankrupt jumps their own property to their own property to avoid paying rent until they p-ss go.
joe: haha! get a 5, land on my property and you’re going under!
johnathan: -rolls a 7- haha! got on to my railroad!
joe: you prop hoppin’ son of bit-h!!!!
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