Psychologistician


a person who controls how and where information is present in the brain. like a psychologist but rather specializes in controlling the inner workings of the brain. works in the profession of psychologistics. common tactics include reverse psychology, hypnotism, and cranial abuse”often in cases the reptillian complex will overtake the limbic system, and abuse it physically, emotionally, s-xually, mentally… the neocrotex stands idly by of course, not daring to interfere are the risk of being injured,” says dr. max mcrage, a leading member of the worldwide society of psychologisticians.
my brain has been hurting ever since i went to my psychologistician…i wonder why dr. mcrage refused to comment on where he obtained his phd.

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