proper drunk
the type of drunk that begins with a man hating his ex. this leads to the man hitting on every pretty women he sees, which follows by hitting on every kinda pretty women to hitting on the not so pretty women. an indication to his disappointing game is noted when he proceeds to text message everyone of his girl friends and girl coworkers with borderline flirtatious and crude messages. typically 9 out of 10 times these messages go without any real notice by the receiver of such messages. but it is with the one receiver who wishes clarification of the messages sent the night previous, who causes the most grief for the man. it is to the man’s embarr-ssment not to admit the messages had no meaning and takes it upon himself to bring the receiver out on a date, which typically ends in s-xual intercourse and the receiver hating the man just as much as his previous ex.
keep brice off his phone, the guy is looking proper drunk
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