Proper Massage
a “proper m-ssage” is one given to a lover, seductee, friend with benefits, or someone you simply want to see naked, which is the one and only rule for this type of m-ssage; the person receiving the m-ssage must be naked.
baby, you so fine, i want to give you a proper m-ssage.
dude, your girl is all wound up, how long has it been since her last proper m-ssage?
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