properly shitting
you lift up your shirt, wear your pants backward, do a handstand, and take a big sh-t through your zipper hole. then you ask your mother once she is finished with her dinner if she could kindly wash your n-ts-ck.
hey man, i just took the biggest sh-t of my life.
did you make sure to lift up your shirt? its a common courtesy thing.
no, i wasn’t properly sh-tting.
*gasp*
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