property porn


television programme depicting home improvement, renovation work, or relocation with the specific aim of increasing personal wealth and ramping house prices.
especially popular in the uk during the property boom 2002-2007. examples include “property ladder”, “location, location, location”.
that show is nothing more than property p-rn
the process of looking at someone else’s pimped out house or property listed for sale, that you have no chance of ever being able to afford
wooo sh-t! scope that crib, this is like watching property p-rn.

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