prophet


someone gifted with the power to forsee events as they happen.
one who feels the need to preach their moral beliefs even if you have no interest/want to listen to their sh-t
the prophet said, ” i really think what you are doing is weird and gross, listen to my pastor preach about the ways of the lord.”
the highest-rank of the convenant race in the game halo. they are like the “popes” of the convies.
the prophets are the ones that predicate the convenant religion…
johnny nally. known as prophet for his insightful comments and observations.
when he said: ‘daniel is desmo’s -n-l poker, his chode smoker, the blackjack and stumpy joker’
a name given to those of the gaming world once they attain enough foresight to be able to outwit their opponents
holy sh-t!!!!! that prophet just dodged my f–kin shot!
ugly–ss old guy aliens in halo.

they don’t do any of the fighting.
if the rest of the covenant could just figure out that the prophets are total wusses, none of this would have happened.

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