proselytaser
an imaginary weapon to ward off those who distribute unsolicited religious literature to you in public proselytize+taser
i’m just so sick and tired of all this public proselytizing! if one more fanatic tries to convert me with a pamphlet about my supposed salvation, i’m going to reach into my handbag and zap them with my proselytaser!
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