this being the male g spot: it is a small gland the size of a brussel sprout that sits inside the r-ct-m upon the urethra. when stimulated, either by finger, p-n-s or d-ld-, it causes a dry -rg-sm; that is an -rg-sm without erection, or penile stimulation.
sandra, with her three fingers inserted into bruces’s -n-s just touched the prostate gland. she watched as he -j-c-l-t-d his s-m-n onto the bed sheets. it was then she realised that the male prostate gland was indeed a male s-xual organ.
the interior male s-x gland, about the size of a small walnut, not inside the -n-s but right on the other side of the -n-l wall (responding to -n-l pressure and capable of producing great pleasure), and close to or touching other parts of a man’s interior s-xual equipment/urinary system.
s-m-n (often mistakenly called “sperm”) actually consists of about 65% prostatic fluid, the remaining liquid and sperm themselves coming from the t-st-cl-s.
the mineral zinc is good for glands and is said to be especially good for the prostate, by supporting increased prostatic fluid production (prostate “flow”). many herbalists also swear by saw palmetto, an extract made from a palm-like shrub that grows in coastal areas of south carolina, to keep that flow moving nicely.
if the prostate feels a little swollen (often described as a “twinge insidesic my b-tt”) its flow might be a little “backed up” and more s-xual outlet is advised. the medical profession is much less likely to routinely screen for psa’s (an indicator of possible prostate cancer) than in the past because, in early 2010, the evidence indicated that so many false-positives had been generated that the cure (chemo, etc.) for the disease was worse statistically than the disease (prostate cancer) itself, on average.
not to be confused with the word “prostrate,” which means “stretched out face down on the ground in submission or adoration,” or “to be lying flat.”
“will you have s-x with me? it’s essential to keep my prostate gland in good condition.”
“so is masturbation. get busy.”
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