prostatic congestion
the condition commonly known as blue b-lls in males. it most commonly occurs when a man is continually aroused but never actually -j-c-l-t-s. it is caused by an excess build up of fluid from the prostate gland (the fluid that makes up s-m-n).
i have also heard that it was a build up of stopped blood in the t-st-cl-s and p-n-s.
my wife and i were making love when the kids came home early and we had to stop. man, had some bad prostatic congestion (blue b-lls)!!
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