prosticute


an adjective describing those of the female gender, who, at a young age, feel it necessary to dress like a sl-t! they may be cute, but be wary, they tend to grow up to have stds.
chris: hey justin, do you think those girls are hott?
justin: dude those girls are like eight years old, they’re so prosticute. chris, it’s important that you understand that short skirts do not meen mature.
chris: dude…you just said prosticute.
emily and mary and casey: hey boys!
chris and justin: yup, definitely prosticute.
cute female s-x maniac – ema
wow cool prosticute
(n.) 1. someone who looks, dresses, or acts like a prost-tute, but has some redeeming quality in dress, appearance, or behavior that is incongruent with the traditional definition of the word.
2. someone who resembles, but is somehow cl-ssier than a prost-tute/wh-r-.
3. jackie on-ssis on vh1’s rock of love with bret michaels
4. the bachelor/bachelorette

(adj.)1. something that is almost entirely, but not totally, whorish, trashy, cheap, or otherwise descriptive of the lifestyle, behavior, and/or appearance of a prost-tute.

(v.) 1. to act in a way that is nearly, but not completely cl-ssified as that of a prost-tute.
2. to bring an element of cl-ss to an otherwise trashy behavior or situation.
1. “i heard my ex-boyfriend brought the wh-r- he’s dating to the party last weekend.”

“well, she wasn’t as much a wh-r- as she was a prosticute. she was walking around naked at the party offering guys bl-w j-bs in exchange for a line, but she strutted an -rg-smic pair of christian louboutin’s in the process.”

2. “i couldn’t totally commit to the party’s ‘white trash bash’ theme, so i bought a prosticutish outfit to wear. it’s my feeble attempt making trashy cl-ssy enough that it’s bearable.”

3. “since my conscience is being obstinate and refuses to allow me to be a total wh-r-, i am prosticuting the temptation: i can sleep with whomever i want, as long as they buy me dinner first.”

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