prostitosticles


usually, the prost-tosticles are the underveloped mammary glands of the famed prost-tot species.
however. it is also quite common to find the prost-tosticles of a prost-tot prematurely overdeveloped due to a freakish side effect of growth hormones in modern food.
1. man 1: holy cr-p, check out the t-ts on that chick!
man 2: dude, she’s like 10….

man 1: how do you know?
man 2: she’s coming out of an elementary school….
man 1: but she’s wearing a mini skirt a low cut tank top.
man 2: yeah, well they sell those in libby loo.
man 1: aww dude, i think i just vomited in my mouth a little bit.
man 2: f-cking bratz dolls…
2.the prost-tot was bearing her prost-tosticles to the other children on the playground. these of course, looked nothing like her mothers breasticles, and were very similar to a a skinny mans’ neck fat being pushed together.

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