when a prost-tute with an ostomy allows a gentleman suitor to penetrate their medically created hole in exchange for money.
hooker: hey baby, looking for a good time? interested in a little prost-tostomy?
john: i think i’ll just take a nice gl-ss bottom boat.
- stress m*ffin
when you are so stressed that you curl yourself into a ball and cry a little bit. i should be studying for that test but i’m a stress m-ffin
when performing f-ll-t– on the female genitalia and one sucks the cl-toris too hard and leaves a hickey like mark. i sucked on my girl’s cl-t too hard last time i ate her out, i think i left a cl-tickey.
it’s a spanish word for -ssholes the culoerosca are gonna jump us
- presidential executive
the new t-tle for donald trump, the leader (drumpfenführer) of the new improved states of trump, inc. he no longer “presides” over debates, etc., but rather rules by executive order, the way a businessman runs things. der drumpfenführer is no longer referred to as potus. he is the presidential executive. the states are no longer […]
meloe is the name of the best person in the hole wide world she is amazing beautiful and is loved by many people…. she is the definition of perfect meloe is amazing meloe is the name of an amazing person she kind and loving and is loved by so many f-cking people…. she is beautiful […]