prostitution

the world’s oldest and most successful profession.
prost-tution will never die, despite all efforts by politicians to eradicate it.
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the ‘illegal’ act of paying for s-x, although it’s ‘legally’ committed many times in dating. guy pays for dinner, pays for the movie, girl is flattered by guy’s “generosity,” so she gives him some -ss at the end of the night, which is exactly what he was hoping to get in return for the money he sh-lled out and why he took her out to begin with. why it’s illegal to just give the girl the money straight up to f-ck him that he would’ve spent on the date anyway is beyond me.
“i don’t understand why prost-tution is illegal. why should prost-tution be illegal? selling is legal, f-cking is legal. why isn’t selling f-cking legal? after all, giving somebody an -rg-sm is hardly the worst thing you can do to them!” – george carlin
1. the act of engaging in s-xual activity in exchange for payment from a person with whom you are not in a relationship with.
2. the act of engaging in s-xual activity in exchange for payment from a husband, wife, boyfriend, or girlfriend, in the form of contiued love and support be it moral, emotional, or financial.
s-x is legal. getting paid is legal. what’s wrong with being a prost-tute? prost-tution is nothing more than being paid for s-x.
the act of paying money for the s-xual favors of a member of the opposite s-x or the same s-x.
it is illegal in most of the usa unless you film it or photogragh it, then it’s art, it’s legal, and it’s an $8 billion dollar a year industry.
jenna: “i used to suck c-ck for $25.00 in the front seat of strangers cars in broad daylight.”
howard: “and now you’re rich and famous and every high school kid knows who you are.”
jenna:”that’s right, now that i do c-mshots and -n-l on dvd, the law can’t touch me and i’m rich”
howard:”so you get paid big bucks for -n-l s-x but that’s not prost-tution?”
jenna:”as long as someone in the room has a camera,and millions of people can watch, my -ss is for sale legally.”
the practice of exchanging s-x for money, goods or favours – by people who have the integrity to admit what they are doing.

contrary to popular stupidity very few wh-r-s are coerced and most are self-employed, or work through agencies.

yes it’s squalid, and i will stop doing it the moment someone explains to me how it’s morally worse than the ‘approved’ method of going to clubs and lying your way into some drunken sl-t’s minge.
i can see why prost-tution may have been harmful to society when there was still a society to harm.
n: the most honest transaction that ever takes place between men and women.
1. she thinks: “i want half of your house, your car and your salary” she says: “can we discuss the m-word?”

2. she thinks: “i want free drinks” she says: “you’re really nice”

3. he says: “can i get you a drink?” he means: “i would really like to f-ck you”

it’s all just prost-tution in the final -n-lysis!
only thing better than p-rn if you don’t have a girlfriend.
i went to vegas and prost-tution was everywhere. so i started living in caesars palace, saving up cash to spend on hookers.