Protaxtinating
waiting until the last possible second to do your taxes.
procrastinating + taxes = protaxtinating
kid, “mom, i need to file the fafsa by the 1st.”
mom, “okay, okay, i’ll stop protaxtinating and do it tomorrow.”
kid, “moooom….”
mom, “fine, today. i’ll do it today.”
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