protein balloon
to -j-c-l-t- and hold the keeps in the foreskin, pinching the end to block seepage.
barry thundered towards a m-ssive -rg-sm and without missing a beat, rick smartly grabbed the end of his foreskin, just as the tip of barry’s flesh chimney filled up like a protein balloon. rick positioned his nostrils in line with barry’s shuddering trunk and released his grip…
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