Protein Suprise
when you have a protein shaker and defecate in it. mix it up enough to look like a chocolate protein shake. then proceed to convincing a fellow gym monkey you’ve got the gainer of ronnie coleman and he should try it.
hey tommy try my new shake its the top quality sh-t, its called protein suprise
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