protiful
a cleverly awkward combination of “pretty”, “hot” and “beautiful”. no person you’ll speak to will ever understand this without explanation, so be prepared for your dorky compliment to require a follow up paragraph.
a: “hey, i think you’re quite protiful. that’s.. pretty, hot, and beautiful rolled all into one, because in my haste to make small talk and come across as smooth i thought it’d be better to combine the three instead of just blindly selecting one to use.”
b: “…thanks.”
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