pseudopregnancy


a pregnancy that definitely isn’t real, but is a girl’s (or boy’s!) excuse for gaining weight.
good thing i didn’t ask about the baby, ’cause i found out later they were only have a pseudopregnancy together. too bad he forgot that men don’t show for a few years.

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