proto-mullet
the name given to a haircut that’s on it’s way to becoming a mullet.
an embryonic mullet.
jari litmanen; tony knowles circa 1985.
a haircut on its way to attaining full mullet status
joel had a shaved head 2 months ago, but now he has a proto-mullet.
the mullet being an intelligent (but simple) life-form, a proto-mullet is a very simple (protean) mullet.
paul weller circa 1978
paul gray (eddie & the hotrods) circa 1977
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