proto-politician


not a politician, but one has the potential to become one later. one who displays the characteristics of a politician, i.e., lying, cheating, use of rhetoric to confuse one’s agenda. but is not actually elected to a public office.
hey, you’re such a proto-politician. you’re always full of sh-t.

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