Provo bump


a term used at brigham young university to describe the dry humping that is prevalent among many students. though forbidden by church teachings and the school’s honor code, the provo b-mp is possibly viewed as a less serious alternative to s-xual intercourse by those who choose to experiment.
man, those freshman sure provo b-mp a lot.

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