Provo Butt Slut
when a mormon woman living in provo, ut allows guys to f-ck her in the -ss to save her v-g-n-l “virginity” and maintain the “honor code.”
mormon girl: okay, andrew… but you can only put it in my b-tt. i’m saving myself for marriage.
andrew: oh come on!! don’t be such a provo b-tt sl-t.
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