provo push


a variation of dry hump used commonly by mormons in provo, ut. provo is a mecca for young members (18-30 years of age) of the mormon church which has many strict guidelines that include a vow of abstinence until marriage.

mormons, like all other human beings, are born with an innate desire for s-xual intercourse. as a result of the strict guidelines that prohibit premarital relations, incidents of the provo push (aka dry humping) are high.
friend 1: “dude, i hooked up with ashley last night!”
friend 2: “did you guys do the push?”
friend 1: “oh yeah man, she started pushing before we started kissing!”

“last night i macked with this girl and got blue b-lls. it was worth it because we did the provo push”
when a couple (usually mormon, from provo) have s-x with clothes on “dry hump” like a dog with no inhabitions
yeah, bishop, last night we got a little carried away, you know, the “provo push”?

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