Provo Soak
this is a step above the provo push in a sense where young people in happy valley (aka provo, utah) is trying to find ways around having actual intercourse because of their strict church guidelines. this is when a girl is so h-rny that she lets her man stick his b-n-r in her v-g-n-, but no movement or thrusting takes place. the b-n-r just resides inside the v-g-n- thus “soaking” inside it. this apparently isn’t considered as intercourse….wtf!??
girl: “i’m so hot for you right now, but we’re not married so we can’t have s-x.”
boy: “oh darn it all to heck! oh wait…how about the provo soak!? that’s not s-x right!?”
girl: “my goodness gracious! you’re such a genius! provo soak me now!”
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