Provolowned


the act of being owned by a piece of timely flung provolone cheese.
dude 1: “so i was totally scr-w-ng your sister last-”

-dude 1 gets slapped in the face by a piece of provolone cheese by dude 2″

dude onlooker: “dude, you just got provolowned.”

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