proximity sensor
the nerve sensor inside your r-ct-m that causes you to feel an increasing urgency to p–p the closer you get to a toilet. the proximity sensor is activated by an already present need to take a cr-p. once in the vicinity of a restroom, your proximity sensor will alert you that you are running out of time to reach the toilet and drop your pants, or suffer the consequences…
as i walked towards the bathroom, cheeks tightly clenched, my proximity sensor went crazy and i nearly p–ped my pants before i could sit down.
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