Straightening Iron
1.) an electronic device which uses applied pressure and heat to straighten one’s hair.
2.)by its name one may -ssume that this is a tool which will enhance the masculinity of h-m-s-xual males; ironically, however, its application makes you look gayer.
example 1
girl: i go to the tanning salon 4 days a week. i wear mac make up. and i use a straightening iron on my bleached hair.
other girl: cool. now no one can tell that by nature you’re not very attractive.
example 2
guy: i think i’m gonna cut my hair. it’s too wavy to grow out.
girl: just use a straightening iron.
guy: sure, that sounds like a blast!
……….15 minutes later………
guy: well, my hair looks straight, but i look much the opposite.
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