Proximity shag
one may travel many sh-g miles to have s-x with the right person. however, some people are either fortunate enough to have their s-xual partner nearby.
others, though, may simply be lazy or unimaginative and find or remain with their s-xual partner simply because they are close to er.. hand. this is a “proximity sh-g” (noun and verb).
a: we split up because he is too many sh-g miles away. you on the other hand…
b: …live next door. that makes me a…
a: … proximity sh-g.
b: i suddenly don’t feel very special.
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