Prune Fest


when you show up to an event expecting to meet available men/women, but everyone is much older than you antic-p-ted. this is a unis-x term that can be applied to a bunch of old men or women.
dave: hey chuck, you hit flannery’s last night right? was there any hot -ss to speak of?

chuck: h-ll no! that place was a prune fest last night.

dave: sweet! i enjoy the cougar prune from time to time. maybe i’ll head up there tonight!

chuck: no, i’m talking about 65+ year old women. like retired and on social security prune!

dave: even better!

chuck: i hope your d-ck falls off.

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