Pruned Vagina
a wrinkly, old, barren, often damp v-g-n-. used as a term of endearment for old friends.
1. you my friend, are a pruned v-g-n-.
2. did you feel jessica’s p-ssy last night, dood?
yea, but it was a pruned v-g-n-, i mean, you just can’t brown bag that sh-t, so i decided to just cuddle. i still got some head, though.
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