Pryle
an amazing surname for the totally and utterly reserved list of solid as f-ck awesome people around the world.
not to be confused with the poker hand of the same name.
pryle’s are the social elite and have an elegant yet understated regal grace to them. if you were ever going to marry into a family just to aquire a surname, marry a f-cking pryle.
lady 1:”who the f-ck is that, i’ve just creamed my pants?”
lady 2:”holy sh-t, he is a g-d!”
man 1 :”never mind the awesomness of him, look at his wife, i’ve just j-zzed in my kecks!”
bystander: “they are pryle’s you dumb -ss peasants, do not make eye contact or you will instantly go insane.”
lady 1: jesus christ!!!!!! and i’m jewish!
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