pseudo alpha male
1. one who is a completely fraudulent alpha male.
2. one who lacks any sort of the real life attributes of an alpha male, while conversely acting like he is one.
3. the first and most substantial commandment in the practice of cogswellianism.
friend 1: “mike is such a complete pseudo alpha male.”
friend 2: “how can you tell?”
friend 1: “well, he may try to be domineering, but there’s not a single guy i know that fears or even remotely respects him.”
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