pseudo bisexual
a person who pretends to be bis-xual because it is considered cool, for general attention seeking, or to specifically gain social status.
predominantly low iq women, too thick to realise that they are selling out hard-fought gender equality in order to fulfil their selfish personal sense of compet-tion in a male dominated society.
guy: omg, those chicks are making out! man, i love bis-xual chicks. they’re so hot!
girl: they’re not real bis-xuals, they’re pseudo bis-xuals. they’re just doing it for male attention.
guy: how do you know?
girl: rick fell for it and dated one of them, thinking he would get a threesome out of it. after 3 months, he realised it was never going to happen and dumped her. she told everyone what an -sshole he was, but seriously, what did she expect? you can’t bait a guy with bis-xuality if you’re not willing to eat p-ssy!
guy: ah well, doesn’t bother me, i still like watching girls making out!
girl: of course you do… but while you men are busy ogling over dumb sl-ts, the intelligent women are reshaping society. with the progress being made in genetic engineering and technology, pretty soon men will be redundant, especially idiots who fall for this sh-t!
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