Pseudo-Blumpkin
when you’re using a laptop to chat with a friend on facebook while taking a sh-t and masturbating.
1. i was taking a huge dump the other day, and i totally pseudo-blumpkin’d bryan. there was j-zz all over my toilet and my computer. he was chatting with me on facebook, completely unaware.
the action of urinating whilst receiving a rim job (having -n-s orally stimulated).
give the man a pseudo-blumpkin
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