Pseudo-boner


an occurrence when your pants or shirt cause an unflattering bulge to appear, giving all who look at you the impression that you are slightly aroused.
guy #1: whoa, man! she’s hot but not that hot.

guy #2: no bro, its just a pseudo-b-n-r.

guy #1: oh, okay then. (awkward silence)

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