pseudo-busy


v.the act of not being very busy, but being busy enough to not accomplish something.
wife: did you take out the trash yet?
husband: no, i’ve been pseudo-busy.
wife: doing what?
husband: work and trying to ignore you.
wife: oh okay…what was that last part?
husband: ohhh nothing, i’ll go take out the trash now.

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